It was a couple nights before the final, and I was headed home for the evening/night (I wanted to take a shower, and I wanted my hair to dry before I went to sleep at a hopefully-somewhat-decent hour). I stopped by at the rooms next door where a couple of my friends were studying to …
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Apr 25
“my neck is too buff for you to choke”
Last week, for our study break, my friend went with me to my BJJ class and we went through some judo throws, as well as a whole lot of takedowns. He taught me how to do a double-leg takedown last month (which I uh, haven’t done since then), so we were practicing that. There is …
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Apr 17
decided against it
M: So I was watching you yesterday from far away. F: That’s not creepy at all! Were you behind a tree too? M: And breathing really heavily. F: How did I not notice this? M: I’m kidding. But I was at my seat yesterday and saw you across the room, but I didn’t have my …
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Apr 02
payback
I was going to call it revenge, but that sounds a little too extreme. Ever since my study buddy and I divorced (don’t worry, nothing catastrophic happened; we’re still friends and we still trade food [more accurately, he still gives me food]/notes and hang out/talk regularly–it’s just that I really can’t function without sleep and …
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Feb 14
Triple Berry Banana Baked Oatmeal
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone (if you celebrate it)!
I was talking to my brother on the phone 2 days ago and came home to find my porch light on. I didn’t remember leaving it on (and also recently discovered that I live perhaps <100 yards from a graveyard, as my neighbor so helpfully pointed out …
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