Tag: conversations

wake up call

It’s getting a little more hostile.

Yesterday, it went something like this: F: I’m gonna lace your cough drops with arsenic. >:o : I’m gonna lace your face with my iron.

And here’s today:

Entirely unrelated to what’s up there, but I tried to record the concert on Saturday so my mom could listen …

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wrestling alligators

F: I also cut his nails so he wouldn’t deal as much damage. T: I guess he wasn’t too happy about that? F: He’s actually gotten kinda used to it. Barely puts up a fight! :O Possibly also because he knows he can’t escape. T: How do you trap him? F: Basically, it’s me kneeling …

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cryptic post of the day

I didn’t know it was possible for people like this to exist.

But on another note, I found this following conversation pretty hilarious. To preface, it was because I was taking a shower today and Kitler decided to jump in with me. I would have minded less if he hadn’t decided to walk in and …

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survival

“……..You don’t drink? How are you getting through med school?”

I don’t drink coffee either, or really much of anything with a substantial amount of caffeine in it. How am I getting through med school?

I’ve been thinking that maybe periodically consuming something with caffeine in it wouldn’t be such a terrible idea though. I’ve …

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can’t be helped

A couple lovely gems I’ve come across lately…

: I have a question to ask you about him. Well, not about him specifically, but the shitty situation you’re currently in–when you think about him, do you get a funny feeling behind your xiphoid process? : Are you talking about my heart? : …well, when you …

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