Oatmeal

This isn’t really a recipe, but it’s basically what I eat for breakfast every morning because it’s the fastest thing in the world [and also because I’m a creature of habit]. I think this habit started in junior year of college for a couple reasons, one of which was the fact that before junior year, …

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bone marrow registry

We’re sorry — You do not meet the health guidelines

Thank you. We appreciate your desire to help patients by becoming a marrow donor. However at this time, you do not meet the health guidelines for joining the registry:

  • Having significant neck, back, hip or spine problems may place you at an increased risk …

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a cheap date

I was recently called a cheap date by one of my friends, not in the urbandictionary sense that it takes very little alcohol to get me intoxicated enough to do things (#1: I dislike drinking/the taste of alcohol and I believe there are better ways to spend my money, and #2: let’s not even get …

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Sage Pasta

…We made this hella days ago. From what I remember it didn’t have a whole ton of flavor, but it definitely wasn’t bad. :O

Sage Pasta

Ingredients: -10 fresh sage leaves -2 tbsp butter -pepper -pasta -whatever cheese you prefer

Instructions: 1) Grate the cheese. Cook pasta in ample salted water until …

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BRB Chicken Stock

BRB stands for “Beyond the Realms of BS.”

It’s also kinda fitting because I forgot to take a picture of it. heh heh heh… It’s also fitting because it has so little in it. :O Tis how I plan to be living for the next couple months because my monies must be diverted to the …

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