don’t be like that

I can totally see why people sometimes get confused when they overhear our interactions. At this rate, we could probably state that our reasoning for wanting to go to Kentucky is that we’re planning on getting married/want to couples-match there and would you really want to break up such a loving and awesome relationship!?

I: I had kale for you today, but you weren’t here!
F: Kale?! :D!
I: I made kale chips!
F: Where? :D!
I: They’re all gone now.
F: … :'(
I: Don’t be like that! I had to share, but I was thinking of you the whole time!
F: That doesn’t make it any better!

S: Not that you’re listening or anything, but it’s over there.
I: Don’t be like that! You know you’re the only one for me!
F: I bet you say that to everyone!
I: Babe, you know you’re my world!