M: So I was watching you yesterday from far away.
F: That’s not creepy at all! Were you behind a tree too?
M: And breathing really heavily.
F: How did I not notice this?
M: I’m kidding. But I was at my seat yesterday and saw you across the room, but I didn’t have my glasses on so I wasn’t sure if it was you, so I was staring.
He said he was gonna come over and say hi when he finally discerned that it was indeed me, but then I had my head down and kinda looked like the girl from The Grudge, so he decided not to.
My friends are awesome. Clearly.
