Category: Day by Day

Jan 23

polar vortex

I’m more than a little proud of the fact that I managed to cut my January electricity bill to $14.31. Yes, that does indeed include the time spent in the polar vortex. (Last year’s January bill was $57. I’m doing well!)

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Jan 21

snowball fights

It snowed a pretty hefty amount today, so I holed myself back up in my basement study room after a lunch lecture. Then came the interruption.

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We decided to take it outside because I wanted revenge and throwing snowballs in the catacombs with a bunch of others caught in the crossfire (whilst trying to …

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Jan 15

PAX Medical Trip to Dominican Republic

For the record, I absolutely hate soliciting people for money. Things are difficult enough as it is, and I know money’s tight, but since we are rather short on our goal for our medical trip to the Dominican Republic, I thought I’d put this out there…

If you have anything at all to …

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Jan 11

seize the moment

(door creeps open slowly) F: Hello! What’s up? M: (whispers) Farrah, do you have any food? F: A can of soup! M: That’s too big. I’d feel bad. I don’t want to take it all away from you. F: Half a can of soup? M: Anything smaller? F: I have granola in my car! …

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Jan 03

failed logic

: I think you’ve gotten a lot prettier. This cream will get rid of the brown spots on your face though. F: . . .The “brown spots on my face?” : What are they called? Freckles? If you just got rid of those, your face would be perfect. F: . . . : So are …

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